Newly Married Dancehall Artiste Assures Fans He’s Still Heartless Gyalist


The Ungrateful Soup

Attractive couple cuddling on the couchKINGSTON – Responding to growing concern about his allegedly genuine commitment to one woman for the rest of his life, local recording artiste Gyal God took a moment from his honeymoon to assure his fans that he is still the same cold-blooded womanizer we’ve all come to know and love.  

Reports indicate that the new groom had sought to preempt the backlash with a music video featuring countless bikini-clad models in which he states in plain terms that he will be cheating on his wife. However the move is believed to have backfired due to widespread rumours of his consummate professionalism with the women on set.

The revered gyalist, who made a name for himself with songs like Too Much Gyal Now, Gyal-Qaeda and a new Gyal Management course at the University of the West Indies, explained to his concerned fans that he would have slept with the bridesmaids…

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